The Secret Life of a Frenchie: What Grimly Really Does When I Leave the House
You know that look. The moment you pick up your keys, your Frenchie stops breathing. His eyes go wide. His bottom lip quivers. He turns into a sad potato with paws.
Is your French Bulldog turning bedtime into a comedy show instead of a snooze fest? If your little bat-eared gremlin zooms around at midnight or snores like a grandpa, you’re not alone! Here’s the perfect 5-step bedtime routine to help your Frenchie settle down and sleep like a (snoring) angel.
A short evening walk helps your Frenchie burn off energy and get ready to relax. Plus, it’s the perfect time for a last-minute potty break—unless you enjoy unexpected 3 AM wake-up calls.
🦴 Pro Tip: Keep the walk relaxed and calm. No chasing squirrels, no wrestling with the neighbor’s Golden Retriever.
Yes, Frenchie pajamas are a thing, and yes, your dog absolutely needs them. Not only do they make your pup look ridiculously adorable, but they also help keep them warm, especially in colder months.
Try These:
Adorable Frenchie Pajamas ❤️ (because who doesn’t love a stylish snoozer?)
👉 French Bulldog-Sized Blankets – The softer, the better!
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Frenchies love attention, and a little cuddle time helps them wind down. Just be careful—what starts as snuggles can turn into zoomies if you get them too excited.
🐾 Funny Story: One night, I thought I’d calm my Frenchie, Grimly, with a belly rub. Instead, he interpreted it as wrestlemania time, launching himself off the couch like a flying potato. Lesson learned.
A nighttime dental chew or calming treat is a great way to signal that it’s bedtime. Plus, it helps keep those little teeth clean (because let’s be real—brushing your Frenchie’s teeth is a battle you rarely win).
🛒 Recommended:
✔️ Calming Treats for frenchie
If your Frenchie snores like a chainsaw, you already know noise doesn’t bother them. But a white noise machine or a soft lullaby can help create a soothing sleep environment. Make sure their bed is comfy—orthopedic beds are a great choice for their stocky little bodies.
🛒 Check These Out:
🛏️ Orthopedic FrenchBulldog Bed
🔊 Pet-FriendlyWhiteNoiseMachine
A consistent bedtime routine helps your Frenchie know when it’s time to sleep (instead of demanding snacks at midnight). With the right setup, some comfy PJs, and maybe a bedtime snack, your pup will be snoring peacefully in no time.
💬 What’s your Frenchie’s funniest bedtime habit? Drop a comment below! 🐶💤
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